'Romeo' the French Donkey (2006)
I've never been a huge fan of the BBC's version of University Challenge for two reasons. First, the huge ass that is Jeremy Paxman and second, that they allow post grads to compete, some of whom have no hair.
But as if that wasn't enough I now learn that the British Bolshevik Cooperative can't even tell whether the participants of their flagship (only) student quiz show are actually students - or can't be bothered to find out.
I have three quickfix solutions to this shocking shet of shircumstances:
1) Fire Jezza and bring back Bamber Gascoigne - even if you have to dig him up.
2) Only let undergraduates compete.
3) Abolish the BBC