Here's a little late night oldie for Gordon. Just to help him get to sleep, you understand (and perhaps help him finally to get the bloody message).
Brown: wake-up tomorrow and reflect on your life for about ten seconds. Then have your shit, shower and shave and while performing your ablutions, make peace with your destiny and accept that it's over. Make a beeline for the Palace, dissolve parliament and call a god-damned general election. That's called 'leadership'. At least then we will all be able to say of you: "Nothing in his [political] life became him like the leaving it."