Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Labour's Cold Equation

Martin Bright, a journo for whom I find I have increasing respect - I like someone who doesn't seem to let his personal political proclivities get in the way of journalistic professionalism (hey, I'm not a professional journalist) - pointed out today that a leadership challenge to Brown might still be on the cards, unbelievable as though that might sound after all the epic cowardice on the part of PLPists everywhere to date. It seems the cold political equation is finally getting through the numb skulls of senior Labour MPs. Keep Brown, and you're out for far, far longer than if you dump him, even this late in the game.

Rachel Sylvester's column today provides more than the usual share of insight and high-level gossip -- what more do you want from a political columnist?

The following paragraph is devastating about the Prime Minister's handling of the Megrahi affair:

"Even members of the Cabinet who remain publicly loyal are privately scathing about Mr Brown’s performance in recent days. “We can’t go on like this,” says one minister. “It’s beyond difficult — it’s farcical. We’re going from one fiasco to another and Government by fiasco doesn’t work. I’ve never been a plotter but I feel total exasperation."

Rachel is right to say that this is the Labour Party's Groundhog Day. As we enter the conference season all talk is of plots, conspiracies and coups. The difference compared with last year is that there is no obvious "Prince-in-Waiting" whose ambitions need to be crushed and no "Prince-of-Darkness" to ride to the rescue.

Jackie Ashley wrote yesterday of Labour "semi-stunned amble to the slaughterhouse". Today Polly Toynbee suggests a programme of political boldness, but drips with pessimism about the outcome:

There is nothing left to lose. High risks, high principles and high ideals might just save them now -- and certainly preserve enough respect to live to fight another day. What's the alternative? Quarrelling dishonestly into the salami-slicer over which party will cut what most, each pretending we can have it all when everyone knows its a lie?"

The left is in almost complete disarray. This is why the intervention of Jon Cruddas this week is so significant. As The Observer reported at the weekend, Cruddas is now taking on "the leadership" of the party directly. His Compass speech today could be seen as something of a watershed, if, as I suspect, it is the beginning of a Cruddas/Compass move for control of the soul of the party.

Cruddas's argument is clear and appeals directly to the party's grassroots. The Conservatives have revealed themselves over the summer as the Thatcherites they always really were, but the Labour government has failed to capitalise on this, he argues.

The Labour Party still has the ability to win the election, but it needs to get its message right or it will deserve to go down to a catastrophic defeat. This is as close as Cruddas has yet come to throwing down of the gauntlet. Now that would be an interesting challenge -- and not as easy to put down as David Miliband or even Alan Johnson.

It's Bright's clear-headed and consistent, erudite and honest views on the Megrahi debacle that have warmed me to him - as a journalist. Here we see some pretty good stuff on something people outside the World of Labour have known for quite a long time now, that Brown, simply, is "the problem".

From Bright's post you get the distinct impression that possibly, finally, improbably and unlike the last time(s) around, the Brown side of the cold equation seems to be understood by those that seriously needed to understand it. (The other side of the equation is the general election). The solution, for them at least, will be found by determining the right person to replace him. That's the distinct impression I get from Bright's, and other left-of-centre writers', opinions. My answer to the puzzle is rather different from most of theirs, but it should be an obvious one: Alistair Darling.

I think people actually trust him. He would sort of be Labour's Major in '92 (sort of). He is also the one, if I were a Cameroon, that I would be genuinely worried about. All the rest are so contaminated they would be almost as much of a liability as Brown so definitely is. All the economic calamities that have befallen Britain under Labour are associated, rightly, with Brown, not Darling. The latter still enjoys some credibility and no small amount of sympathy even among Right-thinkers in the general public, who see Brown's treatment of him as shabby in the extreme. Darling appears to have remained loyal throughout his trials, it seems. Not even when slimy Balls was maneuvering himself into the belly of Number 11 did Darling lose his poise. People like poise. Brown doesn't have any. Balls wouldn't understand poise if his poise teacher was Darcey Bussell.

Labour might still lose with Darling. But they would not lose as badly as they will with Brown. Hell, they might even win!

God help us all if it really has finally dawned on them that the equation is very real - and that the only solution to it that makes any logical sense is, astonishingly, Darling.

Bet you any money it hasn't...


  1. Until recently I would have said Jack Straw would have been the sensible choice, 'the ultimate grey man' to see them through a snap election campaign, but following Libyagate he's out of the question. And looking at the cabinet, Darling's about the only one left with any sort of public appeal, even if it's mainly sympathy to him for having to live next to a walking asbo of a neighbour from hell.

    Harman, Millipede and Johnson will all want to make their move post GE. But with only a rump of the hardcore labour party left it could be Cruddas, who's now re-discovered the limelight that walks away with it.

  2. You're probably right. In fact, I hope you are! Then they really are toast - and deservedly so.

  3. I think Darling might actually put them all to sleep during his leadership campaign, D - that's his biggest drawback, which leads me conveniently to "slimy Balls" - now there's a picture to conjure nightmares with!

  4. Lol. Yes, that is a pretty worrying image.

    Looking back, actually Martin Bright might not be quite so bright as I might previously have thought it right to write. "the Tories have shown themselves for the Thatcherites they really are...". That's just manure.

    As for the Labour Leader. Jesus, what a sorry sight to behold. What a bunch of spineless malcos and spazzes. What a bunch of joeys. What a bunch of window lickers!

    To be honest with you, Spidey, I wrote this stupid post a couple of days ago when I had nothing better to do - because, when it comes to who "leads" that shit-awful bloody party to its inevitable destruction, I really couldn't give a f...

  5. They are all as bad as each other, D, and I really don't think it will matter who they pick as their new Messiah because, (a)They don't have one, and, (b) They are going to be massacred anyway, whoever "leads" them! They're like the blind leading the deaf leading the mentally challenged!


Any thoughts?