"The Eton Mess" was, of course, the original band name of what eventually became the supergroup, "Depressed Mods," or whatever they were called - (it escapes me - I'm getting on).
Anyway, due to (a total absence of) popular demand, and to displease the court of public opinion, I bring you:
Dave Cameron, looking dead cool on 1st keyboard;
George "Slash It" Osborne on vocals (look at him go!)
Boris Johnson, in his wild blond afro days, intensely bowed over some kind of electronic beeping machine.
So, everyone, give it up for The Eton Mess. Yay!
A personal fagging rich zone.