After this, comes this:
I've got the order backwards, of course, but I really hope this young bloody satirical genius, Michael Gregory (aka: Schmoyoho), can be shanghaied, sedated, brought to Britain and forced to do a keel-hauling Auto-Tune on Brown and his crew of looting cabinet fckuwits.
In the barren wasteland that is British satire in 2009, he would instantly become a life-giving oasis for millions of us poor thirsty suckers.
Someone kidnap the bloke. Please.